The Word 13/The Word 13 (Disk 2 of 2).adf/Files/09-101NOS.txt/09-101NOS.txt

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$2e2|1-101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO



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$f00I'd love to, but...
$0f0   1   I have to floss my cat.
$f00   2   I've dedicated my life to linguini.
$0f0   3   I want to spend more time with my blender.
$f00   4   the President said he might drop in.
$0f0   5   the man on television told me to stay tuned.
$f00   6   I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
$0f0   7   I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
$f00   8   it's my parakeet's bowling night.
$0f0   9   it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
$f00  10   I'm building a pig from a kit.
$0f0  11   I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
$f00  12   I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
$0f0  13   there's a disturbance in the Force.
$f00  14   I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
$0f0  15   I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
$f00  16   I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
$0f0  17   I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
$f00  18   I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
$0f0  19   I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
$f00  20   my crayons all melted together.
$0f0  21   I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
$f00  22   I'm in training to be a household pest.
$0f0  23   I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
$f00  24   my patent is pending.
$0f0  25   I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
$f00  26   I'm sandblasting my oven.
$0f0  27   I'm worried about my vertical hold.
$f00  28   I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
$0f0  29   I'm being deported.
$f00  30   the grunion are running.
$0f0  31   I'll be looking for a parking space.
$f00  32   my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
$0f0  33   the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
$f00  34   I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
$0f0  35   I have to fluff my shower cap.
$f00  36   I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
$0f0  37   I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
$f00  38   I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
$0f0  39   my plot to take over the world is thickening.
$f00  40   I have to fulfill my potential.
$0f0  41   I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
$f00  42   it's too close to the turn of the century.
$0f0  43   I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
$f00  44   my subconscious says no.
$0f0  45   I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
$f00  46   I left my body in my other clothes.
$0f0  47   the last time I went, I never came back.
$f00  48   I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
$0f0  49   I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
$f00  50   none of my socks match.
$0f0  51   I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
$f00  52   I'm having all my plants neutered.
$0f0  53   people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
$f00  54   I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
$0f0  55   I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My
           Refrigerator."
$f00  56   I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
$0f0  57   my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
$f00  58   I'm touring China with a wok band.
$0f0  59   my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
$f00  60   I never go out on days that end in "Y."
$0f0  61   my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
$f00  62   I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange
           student named Basil Metabolism.
$0f0  63   I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I
           can't put it down.
$f00  64   I'm too old/young for that stuff.
$0f0  65   I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
$f00  66   I have too much guilt.
$0f0  67   there are important world issues that need worrying about.
$f00  68   I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
$0f0  69   I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
$f00  70   I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
$0f0  71   I feel a song coming on.
$f00  72   I'm trying to be less popular.
$0f0  73   my bathroom tiles need grouting.
$f00  74   I have to bleach my hare.
$0f0  75   I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
$f00  76   I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
$0f0  77   you know how we psychos are.
$f00  78   my favorite commercial is on TV.
$0f0  79   I have to study for a blood test.
$f00  80   I'm going to be old someday.
$0f0  81   I've been traded to Cincinnati.
$f00  82   I'm observing National Apathy Week.
$0f0  83   I have to rotate my crops.
$f00  84   my uncle escaped again.
$0f0  85   I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
$f00  86   I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
$0f0  87   I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
$f00  88   I have to go to court for kitty littering.
$0f0  89   I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
$f00  90   I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
$0f0  91   having fun gives me prickly heat.
$f00  92   I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone
           is looking for me.
$0f0  93   I have to jog my memory.
$f00  94   my palm reader advised against it.
$0f0  95   my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
$f00  96   I have to stay home and see if I snore.
$0f0  97   I prefer to remain an enigma.
$f00  98   I think you want the OTHER  [your name]  .
$0f0  99   I have to sit up with a sick ant.
$f00 100   I'm trying to cut down.
$0f0 101   ... well, maybe.


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